Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...
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"Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."
"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out."
"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil."
"Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it."
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."
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