Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...
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"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
"If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
"Never spend your money before you have it."
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
"A financier is a pawn-broker with imagination."
"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
"When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
"To make a million, start with $900,000."
"FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions."
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