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Humorous Quotations about Finance & Money
A Collection of humorous quotes about the World of Finance.

Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...

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"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
- Andrew Mellon

"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
- George Raft

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
- Rita Rudner

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."
- Oscar Wilde

"The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it."
- Mike Tatum

"The system of book-keeping by double entry is, perhaps, the most beautiful one in the wide domain of literature or science. Were it less common, it would be the admiration of the learned world."
- Edwin T. Freedley

"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
- Willie Sutton

"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
- Logan Pearsall Smith

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
- Max Asnas

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