Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...
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"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."
"The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it."
"The system of book-keeping by double entry is, perhaps, the most beautiful one in the wide domain of literature or science. Were it less common, it would be the admiration of the learned world."
"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people."
"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
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