Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...
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"More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits."
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
"Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it."
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
"He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it."
"A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money."
"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
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