Enjoy this collection of humorous quotations about the world of finance and money and start to realise that everyone, no matter how famous, still has their own problems when dealing with money matters...
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, but no match for the accountant."
"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"Money is just the poor man's credit card."
"I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire."
"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same."
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you."
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